Lyndsey's Thoughts

la_la_la_lyndzy @ 2006-06-29T13:29:00

2006-06-29T17:36:55Z

~lyndsey marie wankkk. says:
im going to drink 26 revs and a bottle of wine
- SmarterChild - says:
You're going to drink 26 revs and a bottle of wine? OK

~lyndsey marie wankkk. says:
i'm going to down some draino
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh really?
~lyndsey marie wankkk. says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
OK...

~lyndsey marie wankkk. says:
i'm going to jump off a 60 story building
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. Whatever.

~lyndsey marie wankkk. says:
i'm going to drown myself in a puddle
- SmarterChild - says:
Don't drown yourself in a puddle.

I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want.

WHAT THE FUCK! THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP! HAHAHAH

la_la_la_lyndzy @ 2006-06-26T13:55:00

2006-06-26T17:56:33Z

this is a page in my journal. i'm embarassed. ha.

la_la_la_lyndzy @ 2006-05-15T18:30:00

2006-05-15T22:38:03Z

why are we so hot?

gahhh wtf livejournal i never update you anymore. okay so quick recap, went to florida, got super tanned as usual, got my life back on track then derailed it again, got re-hired at park fitness, pretty much set danielle up with chard, realized talking deaf to ashley is quite possibly the funnest thing ever, going to prom with graham dooper-skipper-shipley-horton (or... tyler. MAYBE)hmm well kate became my sex life pretty much & my dying wish is for her to bang my cousin.

THERE. all caught up.

now for som of my art work where i re-wrote history so we will all be happy.

KATE WENT WITH VIN DISEAL! h-core!

la_la_la_lyndzy @ 2006-04-30T19:27:00

2006-04-30T23:28:23Z

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Lyndsey Wank can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.

yaaaaaa. to much time on my hands.

la_la_la_lyndzy @ 2006-02-23T18:50:00

2006-02-23T23:55:16Z

i thought it was time i wrote about it, so...

At this point in my life i can honestly say i NEVER want to return to my eating disorder. EVER! I can't believe i was scared of being here. I was scared to death of living at a healthy weight, of treating myself to dessert, to go ON with my life. it's amazing how much better i feel. Granted, i still have alot of days where i feel i would be happier at my low weight. BUT - for the most part i can think, what the hell? no i wouldn't life was total hell at my low weight. i was so depressed all the time, i was never fun to be around, i hated my body and myself, & everyday was a sad repeat of the last.

I'm not saying i'm recovered completely. but i go through the day without having alot of ED thoughts, urges or behaviours. to be 100% honest, having an eating disorder is EXHAUSTING looking back four months ago i could barely walk up the stairs.. everyday it took every ounce of strength i had to get up out of bed and face another day of hell. same food, same rituals, same self-loathing. RECOVERY? ha! I would NEVER recover. I could never possibly be happy at a healthy weight. CAN'T CAN'T CAN'T.

well, i'm sitting here today saying i'm fucking PROOF people can get through this. you don't realize how horrible life is with and eating disorder until you start to see what it is WITHOUT one again.

take when we went out the other night to the lake (-15 C, coldddd!!) at 12, for example. i would never do that during my eating disorder. to cold all the time, plus when would i eat my night snack? I WOULD CHOOSE MY EATING DISORDER OVER HAVING FUN. that kills me.

haha hate to quote a bon jovi song but YOU LIVE FOR THE FIGHT, CAUSE THATS ALL YOU GOT

so suck on that mothafuckerrrr!

la_la_la_lyndzy @ 2006-02-21T21:23:00

2006-02-22T02:24:49Z

Q: how many calories in a booger??

A: WHO THE HELL CARES?! OHHH OWNED.

i love your lady lumps lj-freinds.

INTERNATIONAL FASHION SHOW.

2006-02-17T21:40:21Z

YOU < US

la_la_la_lyndzy @ 2006-02-15T17:24:00

2006-02-15T22:28:29Z

Tom, all i ask is one comment. i'd give my life for one comment
from you. The great creator of Myspace.
Love, Lyndsey (combat_babyy)
ps. i'd fuck you in a second.

Then post pictures of it on myspace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ_dam5DmsM

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la_la_la_lyndzy @ 2006-02-12T11:59:00

2006-02-12T17:05:45Z

HERRO?! FIS IS CHINEEZ FOOD RESTRANT, WHAT DO YO WANT TO ORDER?! HERRO?! NO LINDSEE HERE.

pic baby.

2006-02-03T23:48:42Z

my freinds are like whoa.

MY NEW ACRONYMS. i'm going to use them all the time.

2006-01-30T19:08:24Z

Chapter 1:
MPATTHOMT- My pre algebra teacher totally hit on me today!!!
PAITORPDNTTCWMRN= parents are in the other room please do not try to cyber with me right now
IHTSC- I hate that stupid cunt
IHSHB- I heard Stacy has bulmia
ISMB- I stuff my bra
ILMR- I lost my retainer
SWST- Single white siamese twin
MSICSTNAYHWTTYMF- Mom said I can't spend the night at your house until she talks to your mom first!
TOTARU- The olson twins are really ugly
WUCTWCTWMOTOLANLHKIOTOLATAHWSTOM- Will you three way Tiffany with me on the other line but not tell her I'm on the other line and then ask her what she thinks of me?
ULFT- You looked fat today
IJGMPFTFT- I just got my period for the first time

Chapter 2:
TIAGBMGTSASRITM- Tomorrow I'm gonna bring my gun to school and shoot Ricky in the mouth
IHHBAOMF- I have hideous boyles all over my face
IPARIYD- I put a roofie in your drink
IJGAJAH- I just got a job at Hooters
IGMGEDY- I got my GED yesterday
YMISGSSC- Your mother is so fat she sweats Crisco
TODIRAB- The other day I robbed a bakery
IROOFS- I ran out of food stamps
GD- God dammit

Chapter 3:
OIO- Oprah is on
DPIO- Dr. Phil is on
RLIO- Ricky Lake is on
MIO- Montel is on
POLIO- Polio
SUWGG- Shut up, watching Golden Girls

Chapter 4:
TGOMISH- This girl on myspace is so hot
JKSAW- Just kidding she's a whore
IMMHOM- I met my husband on myspace
IDTFMTTAIS- I did Tom from myspace three times... and it sucked
ISTPOMATSTIRLATWRU- I saw this person on myspace and then saw them in real life and they were really ugly
PITBTTHTMISL- Photoshop is the best thing that happened to my social life!
PND- Please name drop
ASL- Age sex location
IAAUC- I am an undercover cop
IAMFYO- I am really 40 years old
IMUMOMC- I made up most of my childhood

Chapter 5:
BBLATG- Be back later... at the gyno!

If i ever see you write: ROLFCOPTER (so 2002), _________ teh sex, LMFAO (unless sarcasm), el oh el, hella, lollerskates, you got served!, etc. etc. etc. i will KYFBS - kill your first born son. BYE.

la_la_la_lyndzy @ 2005-10-27T17:38:00

2005-10-27T21:48:46Z

ME AND DANIELLE WENT TO THE DANCE LAST NIGHT. I GOT LAID. who wouldn't wearing

aaaaanyways. unhappy = the new happy. in that picture anyway.

the dance was wicked fun. it reminded me of cyberzones what with the ol' dirty bastard hits. i loved the diversity of tunes: shania, snoop dizzle, metallica, techno..*busts out some moves*

the next four days are going to be fannntastic. danielles party tomorrow, shopping trip/fear fest saturday - i'll either end up peeing my pants or crying at this i'm certain, kay sundays are always lame, monday's halloween(!!!), and tuesdays catchh 22! c000000l!

i'm bored. so riddle me this: if you could do ANYTHING you want for 1 month what would you do, with whom and why. ready set go!

much punkrockindiebivegan love.

whoaaaa.

2005-10-19T21:09:30Z

Today was F-U-N. i like super rave dance parties at lunch. we should DEFINITLEY DO THAT MORE OFTEN.

Anyways, it feels like i never update on this journal. even with it's cool new layout. check it outttt! I don't have much to say other then we MUST GO TO CATCH 22. i've been asked to see big d & dropkicks with bryan and chad - but.. i could see that not happening. *sigh*

i'm in a decent mood dispite everything being lame as hell. sorry to anyone i made uncomfortable the other day.. i just feel like i have no one i can talk to about anything un-"omg! everythings perfect! everythings great! i'm so happy, i loveeeeee you!" related. kay, perhaps that is taken to the extreme. you know what i mean though.

i'm going to update this bitch more often, i promise. because i'm certain everyone wants to read about my amazing, interesting life!

la_la_la_lyndzy @ 2005-10-08T15:18:00

2005-10-08T19:29:43Z

Random Lyndsey thoughts;

-i think i need to get my nails taken off. they keep hitting all the wrong keys on the keyboard!! ahh!
-i'm really really down with the school dance plans. i've only been to two school dances ever.. & even though the music/people were lame, i still had a fun time!
-i NEED to buy wings for my fairy costume!
-i reallyreallyreally DON'T want to go to thanksgiving dinner tomorrow.
-i hope danielle decides to go on birtcontrol after her date...
-i made a christmas wishlist! givenchy perfume, type-writer, house coat, a friend.
-i want to find out when i'll be able to go to sick kids. i'm scared i'll have to go back to mac soon (as in... next week) & then when i get accepted in Toronto i won't want to go.
-i actually don't want to turn 18.
-jakeys haircut makes him look gay. i prefer him looking all fuzzy and scruffy.
-I DROVE HOME FROM THE MALL!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! this is a very big deal.
-writer's craft almost makes me want to write depressing, emo poetry. almost.
-my mom is now obsessed with scrapbooking. i've passed the torch.
-this entry blows. i mayyyyy write a huge long one about my workshop dealy. but it might turn into a huge emo fest that would bore to you all to tears. we'll see!!

Lyndsey loves you.
Sincerely,
Lyndsey.

muhaha.

2005-10-02T14:25:14Z

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my weekend, through a picture riddle!

2005-09-18T16:11:16Z

My weekend... shmeh. sort of boring. here is what happened

Kate, Danielle, Tara, Ang and i went to the show on Friday.

wern't there. so that was disappointing because i know kate & dan really wanted to see them. next time boys. then doreen can come too!!!
I noticed at the show there was alot of:
&

I have officially seen BOTH of these people in real life now
FYI: she's taller in real life, he's about 50 pounds less.

A creepy old man (seen to the left) kept hitting on me. explaining how he was "with the band" and he "wasn't old, he was young." his opening pick up line? "what's your name?" "uh... lyndsey" "oh... i thought it was something else" "um, cool."

Kate wasn't feeling well.. and still isn't? poor muffin :[

Saturday i had to babysit Laura. Which was pretty exciting. We watched:
After i burned my hand making her

I saved her:
when he was having a hahah that was what came up when i typed in "panic attack"

Today i think i shall go have a
with the band. bahaha look at that picture. the girl on the far right is danielle, then doreen, then the token black friend ashley, then kate! no blondes. hatas.
& possible do a little:

& maybe even a little...

Kay this wasted a good... 25 minutes. I shall go now.

skim read this.. totally rambling entry.

2005-09-10T23:34:30Z

Hokay, i survived the first week of school, & *dare i say* i didn't hate it as much as i assumed i would. mind you, i'm completely sleep deprived, & showering before 3oclock which is wrong on about ten different levels. but as far as this semester goes, it's looking pretty decent. hopefully the workload will remain small because that would utterly destroy me. i'm glad we're back at 117, i missed it.

Anyways, my dad & i have been fighting alot lately. we've actually always fought but it's been pretty brutal lately. i dont know why either of us bothers apologizing to eachother because neither one of us is actually sorry. so instead of just having a fight about ONE thing, we have a fight about MULTIPLE things because we never deal with anything. we're both so stubborn & opinionated & convinced we're right. most of the time i think my dad is a complete idiot to be honest. i'm so sick of walking on eggshells around him when he's having a bad day. fuck! seriously.. grow up, you have a job & yes it's very hot where you work. i'm truly sorry old man. get over it, i shouldn't feel guilty for having a summer vacation just because he works a long shift. whenever he's pissed off, EVERYTHING pisses him off. i'm exactly the same way. we had one of our worst fights ever a few weeks ago, i can't even remember why exactly, but it i do remember lots of eff-shots and i hate you's. i don't respect him because he doesn't respect me. & vice versa. he says i'm selfish.. which i suppose i am. & my dad was clearly jewish in a previous life because his favourite pastime is making people feel guilty. i'm really really sick of it.. so i'm not going to put up with his shit anymore. & rant #1 is done.

rant #2 ding ding! I started taking my rispirdol last night.. i feel fuckin' sedated as hell right now. i don't know how to explain it.. just tired & not really myself. it's supposed to take a few days to really normalize so i'm GOING TO ACTUALLY GIVE IT A CHANCE *says that out loud ten times*. I won't ever know if it will help me if i don't. I just feel scared that this is going to change so much about me. Gahhh. I'm getting assessed for Sick Kids in a week in a bit. Is it weird i'm pretty nervous about it? I really really really don't know what i'm going to do if they let me in a program there. Summer, who i roomed with at Mac is getting assessed for Sick Kids too. I hate feeling like a lost cause...

rant #3. writer's craft is freakin' ghey. everyone aside from me, kate + johnny kaye is so lame. i have a feeling if there is alot of presentations i'm going to be constantly annoyed with these pseudo intellectual little fucks clutching their thesaurus. hahaha, hypocrisy intended i swear. i actually have fun in that class though, i just don't like alot of the people & work so far.

kay, i think i'm done my ranting. possssibbbllly. whorexcore and i went to see the exorcism of emily rose today, it was actually pretty decent! she should be in a death metal band though. lotsa screaming. & body contortion.. pretzel emily, you silly girl you.

i found a picture of me and laura.. it's cute, from last summer.

I took it for my mom's birthday last year. It actually made my dad cry.. & i've only seen him cry once in my whole life. alot of our fights are directly related to the fact that he's so worried about me.. it just comes out as anger. i'm more or less the same, so i should try to sympathize with him. yes, i'm a walking contradiction. he's just a stubborn asshole with a stubborn asshole for a daughter! ha. what's that cliche? apple doesn't fall far from the tree? yeah something like that. anyways, sorry this entry has gone straight to hell. i'm being so jeff-ish here.

much punkrock love,
Linzi.

la_la_la_lyndzy @ 2005-09-01T11:23:00

2005-09-01T15:32:47Z

OH MY GOD I'M TOPLESS.

bow chicka wow wow. haha i love how my dad is using a measuring cup to rinse my hair. kay im going to go shower kiddies.

you're my daydream, does it make you homesick for me?

2005-08-28T05:37:52Z

I cannot believe this summer is almost OVER. Sort of makes me wish i had of been slightly more productive. eff it. i've said it before, i'll say it again, rockin' the grub muffin look is wonderful. kate got a nice preview of it today when she came over at 2:30 and i was still in my pjs. unshowered. sexxxy.

So anyways, the cottage was less-ghey then expected. I was pretty happy to come home though. I kept getting all these creepy stalker messages on my cell phone from a certain DAN WOODS. that guy totally wanted me. ew. JK JK!!! it was nice to see the band last night. I can't wait to wear my metallic silver shoes (thank you, the village) on the first day of school. gross, forget i mentioned school. i h8 it.

WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME PICTURES?! there only cottage ones. which are lame. OH WELL!

where i could be found 3/4 of the vacation. remote in hand. pile of trashy scandal magazines on my right. yepppp.

My new friends. the blonde little one is a smaller version OF ME. chantel owned. she said, & i quote "I like everything about you"

Laur, Mom and I.. i feel pale...

Uh god. This stupid lame tradition we have of taking a picture in front of "the sign." How this became a tradition i have no idea. I'm in the middle of explaining how gay i think the sign is. But i just sort of look like a lametard.

I forced them to get there picture taken. IN FRONT OF THE SIGN. muhahaha.

waiting for out own white, white walls.

2005-08-16T21:12:24Z

I want everyone to post a secret annoymously in a comment. It will be neat. Even i will post some. Yes, I'm totally ripping this off postsecrets.com but i just saw that All American Rejects video so it seemed like a fun idea. bam go!

la_la_la_lyndzy @ 2005-08-05T23:34:00

2005-08-06T03:53:47Z

We summoned the ghost of Rod Roddie. & the ghost of Smitty's past bahaha.

Hiding from that creepy red truck.. which was being driven by a pycho killer!!

Kung-Fu ninga fighting! HI-YA!

Ash and Kate showing there numbers to keep track of all band members.

NOO DOREEN!!! NOT THE BLUE SLIDE OF DOOM!

After almost dying trying to climb down the dirt/rock/stick path linking arms we made it to the.. uh, river-stream-pond-water-thing.

ugliest picture ever. us all in the corn field.

best centering job ever.

I brought kate some cow corn back. because i love her. and her cow.

THE END.

la_la_la_lyndzy @ 2005-08-04T21:42:00

2005-08-05T02:06:47Z

Well, i've just returned from honey rex's convenience store. GUESS WHAT SOME "SON OF A BEACH" DID? steal from honey rex! Don't worry my friends, rex said he would kill him. kay, i have no life.. moving on..

Port Dover on tuesday was freakin' fun. Kate please crop the picture of Ash and I gazing out at the water. *sniff* that was wonderful. Our sand teepee was also quite nice i must say. Next time we go we definitely have to remember to bring the beach toys. I love walking threw sand + dirt. Ahhhhh feel those cigarette butts between your toes. After dover we went to Johny Dees, which by the way, is the new hang out. screw williams (see paragraph below). I say we go there again soon to dance to the jukebox tunes. After Johny's Ash and I go-karted. THEN SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED. We were all partaking in the usual conversations ("hehehe boys!") on the way to the corn feild (for an enlightening experience, of course) when we ALMOST DIED! A ghost pushed ash's car into a ditch (well PRACTICALLY). we all proceeded to scream/have out life flash before our eyes. Luckily we (barely) lived. & learned a truly valuable lesson : SMITTY'S IS HAUNTEDDDDD!!!

Scary. Shit. Anyways..

Kate and I went to williams last night. Its nice to have some quality Klyndsey time. After williams we went back over to her place to play donkey kongas!! Which i sucked at. Immensely. But was pretty fun.

Well, i think we should go to the zoo soon as Ashley suggested. I also want to go shopping at lynden park mall soon. Okay i lied, i just want to see Doreen at a&w. Perhaps JESSE BROWN GIRL (aka Danielle Lakota) will join me. Being the only other unemployed friend i have. Tomorrow i believe kate is coming over for a swim, & anyone else is welcome to join us!

Yours truly, madly, deeply,
Lyndsey.

"it's all fun & games until someone loses an eye, then it's one eyed fun!"

it was a pool party for the cool kids at my school (dats you)

2005-07-26T00:01:23Z

No warped tour for Lyndsey. Nope.

*sigh* i suck..

I will love someone very very much if they do my work of back to school shopping. plz get me a big d shirt. i will give you the money. kthx.

the last couple of days have not been cool. but everyone is invited to come swimming at my house tomorrow! pool party baby (la la la la)! that shall be cool. also, batman tomorrow night at Rainbow Cinemas, only $3, how can you pass that up?! that place owns.

well children, i should be going.

Your homeslice,
Lyndsey Marie Wank.

dance suckah dance.

2005-07-20T21:37:07Z

LAST NIGHT WAS FREAKIN' FUN!

Now for a corny quote to sum up the night: "A party i'll never remember, with friends i'll never forget" Touching, isn't it? *tear*

Basically everyone has mentioned the ROFL-moments.

I'll leave you with the second best picture of the night (1st place going to all our faces being squished together with Kate's foot)... TA DA!

Yours truly, madly, deeply,
Lyndsey.

i like to steal surveys.

2005-07-08T20:30:31Z

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? : my mom?
2. What is your weapon of choice? : a pointy fork.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: sexy. no, only if i was being raped or something.
4. How about of the same sex? : yeah probably.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? : i can't remember.
6. What is your pet peeve? : people touching my wrist, certain words, loud chewing, aitkens diet.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? : depends i suppose.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time? : taken my vitamins!
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 3pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?: Dani
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? : doreen has a job interview.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? : only for moo-mixer, bo-flex, proactive, nads, that rolling tv tray, 24-hr lip gloss, man made grill, etc. etc. etc.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? : it's been awhile...
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? : none.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? : Starbucks decaf green tea.
2. Do you eat meat? : white meat.
3. Do you eat the skin of off chicken? : no.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? : no.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? : yes.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? : i'm not sure. tough one there.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought,lunch? : every time i see doreen.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? : a couple.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? : not many. i don't take off my clothes for just ANYONE.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? : who hasn't?
4. Have you "done it"? : no.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? : eyes, smile.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? : sadly, no.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? : no.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? : none.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? : a lip gloss or gum section in shoppers drug mart.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? : something wreckless and stupid.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: rich. fame shmame.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? : probably not.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? : yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? : alot, i need to sort that bitch out.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? : having really neat friends.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: doing decent in school, my creativity (apparently).
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? : have many, many children.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? : only when katie beats me in mario party. which is every time.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? : well there was this colouring contest one time...
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? : yepp!
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? : cut my bangs to short and debated scotch taping them back on.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? : their good looks.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? : TYYYYYY!!!
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? : i'm not sure.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: not exactly.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? : yeah, several things actually. but plastic surgery is for lametards.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? : confidence.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? : no, it's really not that cool.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? : underage drinking.

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