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~lyndsey marie wankkk. says:
im going to drink 26 revs and a bottle of wine
- SmarterChild - says:
You're going to drink 26 revs and a bottle of wine? OK
~lyndsey marie wankkk. says:
i'm going to down some draino
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh really?
~lyndsey marie wankkk. says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
OK...
~lyndsey marie wankkk. says:
i'm going to jump off a 60 story building
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. Whatever.
~lyndsey marie wankkk. says:
i'm going to drown myself in a puddle
- SmarterChild - says:
Don't drown yourself in a puddle.
I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want.
WHAT THE FUCK! THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP! HAHAHAH
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[06/26/2006 @ 1:55pm] |
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this is a page in my journal. i'm embarassed. ha.
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[05/15/2006 @ 6:30pm] |
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why are we so hot?
gahhh wtf livejournal i never update you anymore. okay so quick recap, went to florida, got super tanned as usual, got my life back on track then derailed it again, got re-hired at park fitness, pretty much set danielle up with chard, realized talking deaf to ashley is quite possibly the funnest thing ever, going to prom with graham dooper-skipper-shipley-horton (or... tyler. MAYBE)hmm well kate became my sex life pretty much & my dying wish is for her to bang my cousin.
THERE. all caught up.
now for som of my art work where i re-wrote history so we will all be happy.
( ELLE JAY CUT! )
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[04/30/2006 @ 7:27pm] |
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- Every day in the UK, four people die putting Lyndsey Wank on!
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on Lyndsey Wank with his left foot.
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Lyndsey Wank!
- When Lyndsey Wank is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Lyndsey Wank.
- Lyndsey Wank can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Lyndsey Wank.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Lyndsey Wank.
- Lyndsey Wank is 984 feet tall!
- Lyndsey Wank can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
yaaaaaa. to much time on my hands.
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[02/23/2006 @ 6:50pm] |
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i thought it was time i wrote about it, so...
At this point in my life i can honestly say i NEVER want to return to my eating disorder. EVER! I can't believe i was scared of being here. I was scared to death of living at a healthy weight, of treating myself to dessert, to go ON with my life. it's amazing how much better i feel. Granted, i still have alot of days where i feel i would be happier at my low weight. BUT - for the most part i can think, what the hell? no i wouldn't life was total hell at my low weight. i was so depressed all the time, i was never fun to be around, i hated my body and myself, & everyday was a sad repeat of the last.
I'm not saying i'm recovered completely. but i go through the day without having alot of ED thoughts, urges or behaviours. to be 100% honest, having an eating disorder is EXHAUSTING looking back four months ago i could barely walk up the stairs.. everyday it took every ounce of strength i had to get up out of bed and face another day of hell. same food, same rituals, same self-loathing. RECOVERY? ha! I would NEVER recover. I could never possibly be happy at a healthy weight. CAN'T CAN'T CAN'T.
well, i'm sitting here today saying i'm fucking PROOF people can get through this. you don't realize how horrible life is with and eating disorder until you start to see what it is WITHOUT one again.
take when we went out the other night to the lake (-15 C, coldddd!!) at 12, for example. i would never do that during my eating disorder. to cold all the time, plus when would i eat my night snack? I WOULD CHOOSE MY EATING DISORDER OVER HAVING FUN. that kills me.
haha hate to quote a bon jovi song but YOU LIVE FOR THE FIGHT, CAUSE THATS ALL YOU GOT
so suck on that mothafuckerrrr!
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[02/21/2006 @ 9:23pm] |
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Q: how many calories in a booger??
A: WHO THE HELL CARES?! OHHH OWNED.
i love your lady lumps lj-freinds.
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[02/15/2006 @ 5:24pm] |
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Tom, all i ask is one comment. i'd give my life for one comment
from you. The great creator of Myspace.
Love, Lyndsey (combat_babyy)
ps. i'd fuck you in a second.
Then post pictures of it on myspace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ_dam5DmsM
pakistani love motherfuckers!!</p>
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HERRO?! FIS IS CHINEEZ FOOD RESTRANT, WHAT DO YO WANT TO ORDER?! HERRO?! NO LINDSEE HERE.
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[02/03/2006 @ 6:36pm] |
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my freinds are like whoa.
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[01/30/2006 @ 2:01pm] |
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Chapter 1:
MPATTHOMT- My pre algebra teacher totally hit on me today!!!
PAITORPDNTTCWMRN= parents are in the other room please do not try to cyber with me right now
IHTSC- I hate that stupid cunt
IHSHB- I heard Stacy has bulmia
ISMB- I stuff my bra
ILMR- I lost my retainer
SWST- Single white siamese twin
MSICSTNAYHWTTYMF- Mom said I can't spend the night at your house until she talks to your mom first!
TOTARU- The olson twins are really ugly
WUCTWCTWMOTOLANLHKIOTOLATAHWSTOM- Will you three way Tiffany with me on the other line but not tell her I'm on the other line and then ask her what she thinks of me?
ULFT- You looked fat today
IJGMPFTFT- I just got my period for the first time
Chapter 2:
TIAGBMGTSASRITM- Tomorrow I'm gonna bring my gun to school and shoot Ricky in the mouth
IHHBAOMF- I have hideous boyles all over my face
IPARIYD- I put a roofie in your drink
IJGAJAH- I just got a job at Hooters
IGMGEDY- I got my GED yesterday
YMISGSSC- Your mother is so fat she sweats Crisco
TODIRAB- The other day I robbed a bakery
IROOFS- I ran out of food stamps
GD- God dammit
Chapter 3:
OIO- Oprah is on
DPIO- Dr. Phil is on
RLIO- Ricky Lake is on
MIO- Montel is on
POLIO- Polio
SUWGG- Shut up, watching Golden Girls
Chapter 4:
TGOMISH- This girl on myspace is so hot
JKSAW- Just kidding she's a whore
IMMHOM- I met my husband on myspace
IDTFMTTAIS- I did Tom from myspace three times... and it sucked
ISTPOMATSTIRLATWRU- I saw this person on myspace and then saw them in real life and they were really ugly
PITBTTHTMISL- Photoshop is the best thing that happened to my social life!
PND- Please name drop
ASL- Age sex location
IAAUC- I am an undercover cop
IAMFYO- I am really 40 years old
IMUMOMC- I made up most of my childhood
Chapter 5:
BBLATG- Be back later... at the gyno!
If i ever see you write: ROLFCOPTER (so 2002), _________ teh sex, LMFAO (unless sarcasm), el oh el, hella, lollerskates, you got served!, etc. etc. etc. i will KYFBS - kill your first born son. BYE.
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ME AND DANIELLE WENT TO THE DANCE LAST NIGHT. I GOT LAID. who wouldn't wearing ( these? )
aaaaanyways. unhappy = the new happy. in that picture anyway.
the dance was wicked fun. it reminded me of cyberzones what with the ol' dirty bastard hits. i loved the diversity of tunes: shania, snoop dizzle, metallica, techno..*busts out some moves*
the next four days are going to be fannntastic. danielles party tomorrow, shopping trip/fear fest saturday - i'll either end up peeing my pants or crying at this i'm certain, kay sundays are always lame, monday's halloween(!!!), and tuesdays catchh 22! c000000l!
i'm bored. so riddle me this: if you could do ANYTHING you want for 1 month what would you do, with whom and why. ready set go!
much punkrockindiebivegan love.
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[10/19/2005 @ 5:00pm] |
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Today was F-U-N. i like super rave dance parties at lunch. we should DEFINITLEY DO THAT MORE OFTEN.
Anyways, it feels like i never update on this journal. even with it's cool new layout. check it outttt! I don't have much to say other then we MUST GO TO CATCH 22. i've been asked to see big d & dropkicks with bryan and chad - but.. i could see that not happening. *sigh*
i'm in a decent mood dispite everything being lame as hell. sorry to anyone i made uncomfortable the other day.. i just feel like i have no one i can talk to about anything un-"omg! everythings perfect! everythings great! i'm so happy, i loveeeeee you!" related. kay, perhaps that is taken to the extreme. you know what i mean though.
i'm going to update this bitch more often, i promise. because i'm certain everyone wants to read about my amazing, interesting life!
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Random Lyndsey thoughts;
-i think i need to get my nails taken off. they keep hitting all the wrong keys on the keyboard!! ahh!
-i'm really really down with the school dance plans. i've only been to two school dances ever.. & even though the music/people were lame, i still had a fun time!
-i NEED to buy wings for my fairy costume!
-i reallyreallyreally DON'T want to go to thanksgiving dinner tomorrow.
-i hope danielle decides to go on birtcontrol after her date...
-i made a christmas wishlist! givenchy perfume, type-writer, house coat, a friend.
-i want to find out when i'll be able to go to sick kids. i'm scared i'll have to go back to mac soon (as in... next week) & then when i get accepted in Toronto i won't want to go.
-i actually don't want to turn 18.
-jakeys haircut makes him look gay. i prefer him looking all fuzzy and scruffy.
-I DROVE HOME FROM THE MALL!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! this is a very big deal.
-writer's craft almost makes me want to write depressing, emo poetry. almost.
-my mom is now obsessed with scrapbooking. i've passed the torch.
-this entry blows. i mayyyyy write a huge long one about my workshop dealy. but it might turn into a huge emo fest that would bore to you all to tears. we'll see!!
Lyndsey loves you.
Sincerely,
Lyndsey.
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[10/02/2005 @ 10:23am] |
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[09/10/2005 @ 7:33pm] |
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Hokay, i survived the first week of school, & *dare i say* i didn't hate it as much as i assumed i would. mind you, i'm completely sleep deprived, & showering before 3oclock which is wrong on about ten different levels. but as far as this semester goes, it's looking pretty decent. hopefully the workload will remain small because that would utterly destroy me. i'm glad we're back at 117, i missed it.
Anyways, my dad & i have been fighting alot lately. we've actually always fought but it's been pretty brutal lately. i dont know why either of us bothers apologizing to eachother because neither one of us is actually sorry. so instead of just having a fight about ONE thing, we have a fight about MULTIPLE things because we never deal with anything. we're both so stubborn & opinionated & convinced we're right. most of the time i think my dad is a complete idiot to be honest. i'm so sick of walking on eggshells around him when he's having a bad day. fuck! seriously.. grow up, you have a job & yes it's very hot where you work. i'm truly sorry old man. get over it, i shouldn't feel guilty for having a summer vacation just because he works a long shift. whenever he's pissed off, EVERYTHING pisses him off. i'm exactly the same way. we had one of our worst fights ever a few weeks ago, i can't even remember why exactly, but it i do remember lots of eff-shots and i hate you's. i don't respect him because he doesn't respect me. & vice versa. he says i'm selfish.. which i suppose i am. & my dad was clearly jewish in a previous life because his favourite pastime is making people feel guilty. i'm really really sick of it.. so i'm not going to put up with his shit anymore. & rant #1 is done.
rant #2 ding ding! I started taking my rispirdol last night.. i feel fuckin' sedated as hell right now. i don't know how to explain it.. just tired & not really myself. it's supposed to take a few days to really normalize so i'm GOING TO ACTUALLY GIVE IT A CHANCE *says that out loud ten times*. I won't ever know if it will help me if i don't. I just feel scared that this is going to change so much about me. Gahhh. I'm getting assessed for Sick Kids in a week in a bit. Is it weird i'm pretty nervous about it? I really really really don't know what i'm going to do if they let me in a program there. Summer, who i roomed with at Mac is getting assessed for Sick Kids too. I hate feeling like a lost cause...
rant #3. writer's craft is freakin' ghey. everyone aside from me, kate + johnny kaye is so lame. i have a feeling if there is alot of presentations i'm going to be constantly annoyed with these pseudo intellectual little fucks clutching their thesaurus. hahaha, hypocrisy intended i swear. i actually have fun in that class though, i just don't like alot of the people & work so far.
kay, i think i'm done my ranting. possssibbbllly. whorexcore and i went to see the exorcism of emily rose today, it was actually pretty decent! she should be in a death metal band though. lotsa screaming. & body contortion.. pretzel emily, you silly girl you.
i found a picture of me and laura.. it's cute, from last summer. ( +++ )
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[09/01/2005 @ 11:23am] |
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OH MY GOD I'M TOPLESS.
( {whorecore+} )
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[08/28/2005 @ 1:19am] |
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I cannot believe this summer is almost OVER. Sort of makes me wish i had of been slightly more productive. eff it. i've said it before, i'll say it again, rockin' the grub muffin look is wonderful. kate got a nice preview of it today when she came over at 2:30 and i was still in my pjs. unshowered. sexxxy.
So anyways, the cottage was less-ghey then expected. I was pretty happy to come home though. I kept getting all these creepy stalker messages on my cell phone from a certain DAN WOODS. that guy totally wanted me. ew. JK JK!!! it was nice to see the band last night. I can't wait to wear my metallic silver shoes (thank you, the village) on the first day of school. gross, forget i mentioned school. i h8 it.
WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME PICTURES?! there only cottage ones. which are lame. OH WELL!
( {+} )
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[08/16/2005 @ 5:06pm] |
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I want everyone to post a secret annoymously in a comment.
It will be neat. Even i will post some.
Yes, I'm totally ripping this off postsecrets.com
but i just saw that All American Rejects video so it seemed like a fun idea.
bam go!
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